Directory of Tropical Smoothie Café locations
Why put a message in a bottle? If you're on a deserted island, you're already set.
Any horizontal barrier is a limbo tournament waiting to happen.
Tip: Jellyfish are NOT good with Peanut Butter. (You don't try that more than once.)
Hammocks are terrible for working in. Which is why they're perfect.
Dueling Banjos is great, but Dueling Ukuleles wouldn't work. Ukuleles won't duel. They're pacifists.
No party is too fancy for tiki torches.
If palm trees can't live there, neither should you. That's the only real estate advice you'll ever need.
#1 guide to quality of life-pairs of sunglasses owned. Under 1/2-dozen? Hit the mall, then a beach.
The three "R's" have nothing on the three "S's:" Sand, Sun and Smoothies!
It's impossible to wake up on the wrong side of the bed in a hammock.
Airbrushed t-shirts aren't a fashion statement, they're a way of life.
Next time at airport security, start a conga line. If your shoes are off, you may as well enjoy it.
Coconuts are nature's combo meal-food, a drink and (if you bowl with it first) a toy.
If a wave crashes and nobody is around to hear it except for you, you picked the right beach.
The sunset will always be better than anything on TV. (Yes, even J.J. Abrams' shows.)
If it can't be played on a ukulele, it shouldn't be played at all.
SPF stands for Smoothie Prediction Factor. 15 should be your minimum in summer months.
Sunblock smells like the beach. Perfume smells like a department store. Advantage, sunblock!
Best thing about grass skirts? Picnicking without fear of grass stains.
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