Add a Smoothie!

Tip: Jellyfish are NOT good with Peanut Butter. (You don't try that more than once.)

No party is too fancy for tiki torches.

The sunset will always be better than anything on TV. (Yes, even J.J. Abrams' shows.)

Airbrushed t-shirts aren't a fashion statement, they're a way of life.

Dueling Banjos is great, but Dueling Ukuleles wouldn't work. Ukuleles won't duel. They're pacifists.

If palm trees can't live there, neither should you. That's the only real estate advice you'll ever need.

Best thing about grass skirts? Picnicking without fear of grass stains.

Next time at airport security, start a conga line. If your shoes are off, you may as well enjoy it.

SPF stands for Smoothie Prediction Factor. 15 should be your minimum in summer months.

It's impossible to wake up on the wrong side of the bed in a hammock.

If it can't be played on a ukulele, it shouldn't be played at all.

#1 guide to quality of life-pairs of sunglasses owned. Under 1/2-dozen? Hit the mall, then a beach.

Sunblock smells like the beach. Perfume smells like a department store. Advantage, sunblock!

Any horizontal barrier is a limbo tournament waiting to happen.

Coconuts are nature's combo meal-food, a drink and (if you bowl with it first) a toy.

If a wave crashes and nobody is around to hear it except for you, you picked the right beach.

Why put a message in a bottle? If you're on a deserted island, you're already set.

The three "R's" have nothing on the three "S's:" Sand, Sun and Smoothies!

Hammocks are terrible for working in. Which is why they're perfect.