The three "R's" have nothing on the three "S's:" Sand, Sun and Smoothies!

Tip: Jellyfish are NOT good with Peanut Butter. (You don't try that more than once.)

Coconuts are nature's combo meal-food, a drink and (if you bowl with it first) a toy.

Sunblock smells like the beach. Perfume smells like a department store. Advantage, sunblock!

It's impossible to wake up on the wrong side of the bed in a hammock.

Best thing about grass skirts? Picnicking without fear of grass stains.

The sunset will always be better than anything on TV. (Yes, even J.J. Abrams' shows.)

Airbrushed t-shirts aren't a fashion statement, they're a way of life.

SPF stands for Smoothie Prediction Factor. 15 should be your minimum in summer months.

If a wave crashes and nobody is around to hear it except for you, you picked the right beach.

If it can't be played on a ukulele, it shouldn't be played at all.

Next time at airport security, start a conga line. If your shoes are off, you may as well enjoy it.

Dueling Banjos is great, but Dueling Ukuleles wouldn't work. Ukuleles won't duel. They're pacifists.

If palm trees can't live there, neither should you. That's the only real estate advice you'll ever need.

Hammocks are terrible for working in. Which is why they're perfect.

Any horizontal barrier is a limbo tournament waiting to happen.

#1 guide to quality of life-pairs of sunglasses owned. Under 1/2-dozen? Hit the mall, then a beach.

Why put a message in a bottle? If you're on a deserted island, you're already set.

No party is too fancy for tiki torches.